Total Medals Earned: 500 (From 129 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,855 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Pass first 5 tests
Pass first 10 tests
Pass first 15 tests
Pass first 25 tests
Pass first 20 tests
Pass first 30 tests
Pass first 35 tests
Pass all 40 tests
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
Cheat the game by referring to the cheatsheat
Death by spike - 100 times
Collect all the hidden collectibles
Control the sprite everywhere
Master the game by winning unlocking medals
Medals Earned: 13/17 (65/85 points)
Wow! You are so amazing for doing that. Here are 5 points for doing that!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/320 points)
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/185 points)
Beat the helicopter boss.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Die 50 times
Kill 100 enemies.
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/500 points)
Play with your dog
Complete Aeryl
Drink poison
Scale Mount Ulahard
Complete Elaris
Annoy the portly man in the shower
Complete Meztla
Craft your first potion
Burn Duro to get his ship
Complete Potal
Complete Rhisla
Complete Ro'gor
Pick your first ingredient
Complete the race across the border
Collect a health upgrade
Collect 100 ingredients
Complete Lynaii
Complete the race without firing
Enter the locked temple on Meztla
Defeat X'o'chthu
Craft all potions
Don't get shot on the Potal battlefield
Visit the developers
Drink all potions at once
Collect all health upgrades
Defeat X'o'chthu using Freeze potions only